One day I was in Tesco, doing my weekly shopping, when one of those employees who walk round the shop but are rarely seen came up to me and asked, "How can I help you?"
"By telling me where the eggs are." I replied
"They are in aisle twenty-one."
"Before they were in aisle two. Why do you keep moving all your products? It's very annoying." I complained , "It's pointless moving everything , it just annoys customers ." I yelled at him. He grabbed a walkie-talkie from his pocket and murmured, "Security in aisle two." I was kicked out. "Fine I'll go to Waitrose." I exclaimed.