"Welcome, welcome to the Psycho show, were we welcome the wierdos from all over the world!" approached the presenter sarcastically. "Todays guest,the one and only pig in a poly Super Gran!" (gran walks on stage).
"Yeah give it up for moi, I'm the rapping,smashing super granny bashing,"She rapped. Stuffing the free samples of food into her mouth. " So how can I help you Bertie Brigins ?, I heard you needed some help with your groceries, who is a big boy doing the groceries by himself,"
" If you don't mind I am 78 And perfectly capable of doing my shopping!" Bertie snapped.
(Audience gasp).