"Welcome, welcome to the Psycho show, were we welcome the wierdos from all over the world!" approached the presenter sarcastically. "Todays guest,the one and only pig in a poly Super Gran!" (gran walks on stage).
"Yeah give it up for moi, I'm the rapping,smashing super granny bashing,"She rapped. Stuffing the free samples of food into her mouth. " So how can I help you Bertie Brigins ?, I heard you needed some help with your groceries, who is a big boy doing the groceries by himself,"
" If you don't mind I am 78 And perfectly capable of doing my shopping!" Bertie snapped.
(Audience gasp).
"Yeah give it up for moi, I'm the rapping,smashing super granny bashing,"She rapped. Stuffing the free samples of food into her mouth. " So how can I help you Bertie Brigins ?, I heard you needed some help with your groceries, who is a big boy doing the groceries by himself,"
" If you don't mind I am 78 And perfectly capable of doing my shopping!" Bertie snapped.
(Audience gasp).