It lived at Tufnell Park
It lived at Tufnell park it did,
It lived at Tufnell Park,
And in its garden was one pig,
Four skinless cats who love to dig,
And from its window it could see,
A chocolate trout in the river Dee.
Its school swam in a swimming pool it did,
Its aspect was cool ,
And many thousand boys,
Resorted to his school,
Where if progress was good enough,
They would be rewarded with expensive stuff.
But if they ever neglect some books,
It hangs them on meat hooks,
And after it has bought a tree,
It throws the children out to sea.
And in the sea they swam,
All playfully about,
But some eventually became,
Sponges or chocolate trout,
But Tufnell park does all bewail,
Their fate likewise its garden pig.
By Faith
It lived at Tufnell Park,
And in its garden was one pig,
Four skinless cats who love to dig,
And from its window it could see,
A chocolate trout in the river Dee.
Its school swam in a swimming pool it did,
Its aspect was cool ,
And many thousand boys,
Resorted to his school,
Where if progress was good enough,
They would be rewarded with expensive stuff.
But if they ever neglect some books,
It hangs them on meat hooks,
And after it has bought a tree,
It throws the children out to sea.
And in the sea they swam,
All playfully about,
But some eventually became,
Sponges or chocolate trout,
But Tufnell park does all bewail,
Their fate likewise its garden pig.
By Faith