Dear Diary, 

It is 5th November 2012 and I had a miserable day because I got fired from work, first of all let me go back to the past. My name is Barney Smith. I work for megacorp. I feel so sorry because I live with my Dad and I didn't have a good a relationship, also my adorable and caring Mum has past away a long time ago. Unfortunately, I have no gravity and I can't go down to eat my breakfast. Even if I go outside, I fall of and go into space, When I had my breakfast, I went to my garage and climbed to the bumpy and polished car, then I drove to my work Megacorp.  

Suddenly, I gazed at a new colleague, he looked like a intelligent, ginger hair and had goofy teeth, I said "hello" but he didn't answer. On the next day, when I went to Megacorp I saw him again and

Rakash