It wasn't my fault Charlie hurt his knee.
The dog just slipped, did he.

Was it you who hurt Alex
And it definitely wasn't me.
So did you hurt Barry.

No the plates just fell over, did they
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The table leg just broke, did it

My music has been ripped
You did it didn't you

For the last time it wasn't me
And it wasn't your fault
Under the table you fed the dog
Let me think, was it you



can I tell you for the last time
it was not meee!!!
have you got it now it was not me.