Dear Baggins,
MY OPINION:
I THINK YOU SHOULD COME ON THIS WONDEROUS ADVENTURE WITH ME TO EREBOR
I THINK YOU ARE THE BEST ONE FOR THE JOB BECAUSE YOU ARE BRAVE EVEN IF YOU DON'T
THINK IT.
AND YOU WOULD GAIN A LOT OF WORTH WHILE EXPERIENCE INCLUDING MY FIRE WORKS
CONCLUSION:
I THINK YOU REALLY SHOULD COME ON THIS TRIP WITH
ME YOU WONT REGRET IT
-yours sincerely Gandolf